Can you belive the nerves of this guy????

Well today was my first actual visit to the gym, and i met with this trainer named Bob. He told me that his job was to make a plan to tone my body and mine was to do 4-5 hrs of cardio a week and my diet. This is what he told me:

For the next 6-8 weeks
no red meat
no whole milk (to drink milk any other way is an insult to the cow)
no sugar
no white flour
no soda (I couldnt even give up soda when i was pregnant)
no bananas
no grapes
no mangos
no corn (What! NO popcorn, but thats like my favorite food, besides tacos)

I can have chicken, turkey and fish (i dont like fish), whole grains, and all of the fruits and veggies i want.

Besides having my heart broken with the loss of food in my life he then made me do this ab workout that made me look like a wimp.
ok so why am i doing this again??

I love cheese quesadillas from del taco and i just got hooked on the blended creams at Starbucks. Can I really survive without cherry coke or cherry vanilla Dr. pepper?

I have been thinking in my head about going on a diet where i eat only what im willing to feed Nehemiah, but gosh even he gets to eat bananas. Just think i only have 5 weeks and 6 days to go.